thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

(via clawsandkisses)

bridle-less:

theunicornsaver:

bridle-less:

Idk why people in horse movies think horses neigh so much when literally no other animal does that. Like dog movies don’t show dogs barking every second so what’s the difference ?

Not to mention the huge amount of pointless rearing scenes…

"Ah yes, my human is here. I must rear in greeting." Because horses do that

(via equestrianfrombrooklyn)

marianthinks:

shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them

I’ve been a victim of this. Beware of fuckboys. 

(via capnxdee)

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